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A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me something
Them: look
Me: I saw that already
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I will forever die at this video
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you know what the stupidest award is
perfect attendance
why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it
where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here
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How all of my sisters react when I start ripping shots
more like all the FRAT BROS.
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It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
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photo cred: dope on plastic
foreshadowing.
photo cred: dope on plastic
Workaholics Acid Trip S.3, E.1
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have kickass workout, will lose earring(s)
a photograph for the generations.
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